PSA: Five Toys to Avoid this Christmas

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PSA: Five Toys to Avoid this Christmas

Why would you want to get your little girl a kiddie vibrator?  If she’s old enough to need one, she’s should be old enough to buy it herself.

 

 

This is not an area you want to train your kids to blow

 

 

These go on sale after Crack Ho Barbie sells completely out.  Is that little girl black?  Sheesh.

 

 

If your husband buys this for the kid, know there are some serious compensatory issues going on

 

 

And finally, the hairy baby just makes me feel skeevy.  Do you really want to train your daughter to trim the hedges that early?

 

 

 

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  1. Nov 15, 2011

    What in the tar nation, is this world coming too. These could not be toy makes in America, please tell me it’s not. I can picture this trash being sold in a Dollar store. And some kid getting this junk for Christmas. Heaven Help !

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